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The Saviour Sessions

by The Krusaders

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    "Driving A Pinto"
    "Community Outreach 5"
    "God's Not Black"
    "Not Enough Christians (Sloppy Seconds Version)"
    "The Click Of A Button"
    "Butt Fan"
    "Righteous Hammer's Big Break"

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1.
Prologue 01:26
Listen to a lot of this secular music These rappers man Talkin' about get your money Girls, drugs, money Girls, drugs, man Rap is openly satanic now DMX has a lyric where he says I sold my soul to the devil And the price is cheap I'm livin' life on this level And it's twice as deep Satan is piping into our living rooms And into our bedrooms Pornography is rampant Girls girls money money weed weed Man, this must be what it means to be a man I don't think it's a good way to be growing up This is satanic. Seriously. You ever want some really good Christian music? Steeped in family and Faith We're the Krusaders The last of the Krusaders They know how important fundamentals are As a follower of Christ I'm called to be the hands and feet of Jesus The part I love of the Krusader's sense of family That you have with the group Everyone's so kind and everyone's so welcoming It's a really hard feeling to describe I'm teaching eternal life here I love you You know I love you Have I convinced you I love you? God wrote us a love letter on how to live our lives I want you to get into that bible and I want you to start living it We want you adopted into the church The Father's family We want you to receive the Father's inheritance Which begins with the down-payment of the Holy Spirit And that is only made possible Through seeing and savoring Jesus As Lord, G-d, saviour and Christ Do you know Jesus? Have you met Jesus? Jesus is who you need to get to know Get to know Jesus
2.
Not enough Christians in this world Not enough Christians in this world Too many scientists in this world Too many abortionists in this world The Middle East is full of sin Sodomy and terrorism They don't know how much trouble they're in Yahweh will come to you brother And smash your sinner skull with his love Not enough Christians in this world Not enough Christians in this world Too many Muslims in this world Too many terrorists in this world And its not Jesus You killed him You stuck him on a cross And you nailed him up just like some crappy family photo On your wall Right beside Grandma's picture and she's a Jew too Don't forget to go to the gym Look at Jesus he's shredded Shredded shredded shredded He's got a hot body A hot body Save your soul Save your soul Get gay with Jesus You know he loves that kind of stuff Get gay with Jesus He's got that tight little ass all up in your face He's all I want I don't need no woman in my life Nail him Gonna nail him Not with a hammer, not with nails He's gotta big dick, and I like it like that Not enough Christians in this world Not enough Christians in this world Jesus got those sexy eyes You know he's got the hottest bod around He's gotta heart of gold Like that lovely prostitute in that movie With that black guy that's poor and becomes rich He's got those silky blonde curls And he's gotta crown of thorns I like it like that S&M He's a sexy man He's got those poky nipples Shove it up your bum And he's got those abs Oh yeah I want to rub my face in them like that Just like that And he's got those voluptuous lips and I want to kiss them tenderly So sweet I might drop dead
3.
Spent all my life doing crime I started doing drugs at eleven years old Smoking weed Pain killers, bath salts, meth, heroin, lsd, prescription drugs,special K Gotta have my ciggarettes Dissapation, recklessness, immorality I wrestled with a sense of self worth They're culture is made up of losers Am I even valuable? Stay in school You need an education Put down weapons Drugs are not good If you involved in a gang Man get out Get out The only gang you need to be in Is the gang of Jesus Christ partner You know if I come to Christ and get out of jail Then I won't be able to fulfil my goals of being a gangster So today's topic is thugs for Jesus God loves thugs Thug Jesus Could Jesus save a thug like me? All these people just gave thier life to the Lord Follow me We gonna check this out He's after you with his love tonight sir
4.
Baby growin' up poor Living on the streets but life sucked real bad Had to sell drugs ata young age Kinda like Jay-Z Kinda like that guy Jay-Z Sellin' drugs for money Made minimum wage at a shitty job A young woman she doesn't know She doesn't know where her boy has been Where has my boy been? This is the streets I had to suck my teacher's dick Just to get a passing grade Cuz I smoked too much weed And I had to go to school just to learn how to hustle I had to go to jail just to learn how to fight I had to get drunk just to learn how to love Just to learn how to love Where has my boy been? This is the streets It's Just a real hard life Real hard Get a real hard job Working overtime every day Smoking drugs smoking cigarrettes Reading porn magazines Getting drunk just to try to learn how to love Out on the streets This is the streets Not any other streets These streets It's been a thug life He said it Tupac Shakur Cuz that's what I had to do While I listen to Hoo la-ba hoo-hoo-ba boo-ba Bibbidy doo That's what the streets are like Bad magazines every day shove in your face Hamsters Smokin' crack smokin' dope Anything I can do to give me a high Listening to only music that could reflect me true Was the blues Cuz I was feeling down feeling down every day Had to learn how to love Had to learn how to love These are the streets This is real life Real life baby real life Woah ho ho ho And that's what we call women
5.
How much do you drink? A lot? Have you been drinking it since you were really little? We're The Krusaders A holy war will be fought Do they know the destructive power of alcohol? Of course they do Attacking the enemy stronghold It destroys individuals, families, marriages, homes, careers, lives Squeezing them into submission And it works to destroy whole communities I'm gonna live this life A life of shelters Going through hard times Trying to figure out where I'm gonna lay my head every night Poverty effects every aspect of a child's life We need to reinvest in those people It's a lot easier to blame people for their poverty Desmond Hatchet is pleading with the state To help him with his child support payments He's fathered some thirty children With eleven different women Latoya Shield says she had to sit down when she heard the news When a prosecutor told her that the father of her child Had twenty other children You seem like a good guy How many children do you have? Roughly eighteen By how many mothers? Seventeen The thing is you never had a dad Cuz she never took the time out To develop her self esteem To wait until she got married to have a child This is what happened She says I'm pregnant I'm keeping it Okay? So the guy says I guess bitch I don't even know you So now the government subsidizes irresponsible families And punishes responsible ones? How can you even think that way? This isn't about your market fundamentalist hate speech This is about THE children
6.
I've grown up through some hard times in my life Growin' up on the bad side of the tracks Every day that I was sleeping around I was crying tears muh-hoo-hoo Cuz I had the blues Blue heart I've been living the hard life For most of my life Living the life for a long time Smoking Native cigarettes Sitting outside of coffee shops Couldn't afford women And I was too ugly to afford a man Who could understand my feelings I had to light up another cigarette Just to try to make it through the day I've been living the hard life For most of my life Living the life for a long time
7.
We can talk about the economics of If you don't work you don't eat Which is what the Bible says If you don't work you don't eat Yeah well I believe in my martial arts man You don't get much money Come out here and panhandle with my cup You end up being behind a lot of rent My friend tried so hard to get me this apartment You end up sleeping at your mom's You can call your fucking father and go live with him How about that you little son of a bitch You end up being homeless It happened to me It could happen to You know Everybody Hmm And then with know food Who can tell me what it's like to feel hungry? It's like hard You can't sleep You just like wake You just go to sleep for like five minutes and you wake up again And your like stomach hurts And your sick and I can't sleep I'm gonna try to sleep I'm gonna try to sleep But you can't cuz your Cuz like your stomach's hurting And it's cuz it doesn't have any food in it I need some food
8.
I'm so hungry I'm so hungry I'm so hungry The only place that serves food at this time of day The only place that serves food for me I need some food for my belly I've had enough liquids at least for a year my life is sad and weird I've got the soup kitchen blues Woah oh oh I got soup in my belly tonight But I wanna sleep cuz I'm tired tonight The only place left is the Brock Mission I hope I don't get molested tonight at the Brock Mission That guy he's got tattoos on his face He probably thought it was a good idea at the time. How would ya How would ya like a To a um Can you a Next to me as I run my hands How do ya, oh, how do ya like that *Please, I'm just trying to sleep!* How do ya like that there How do ya like when I touch you here *Please stop it! Please! Please!* I got the soup kitchen blues I got the soup kitchen blues Woah oh oh I got soup in my belly tonight So the soup kitchen isn't really that bad a place There's good company and good food And lots of laughs Wasn't that a funny one? That was a good one High Five!
9.
We're The Krusaders Fighting against the Devil by faith But the Devil is slick In the name of Jesus Deliver us from temptation The Devil is real ladies and gentlemen Hell does exist You ever thought that there are people that have gone to Hell That never thought they would go there? You have no place to run God's gonna send us there right? Yes yes yes yes
10.
Two Roads 03:29
Here those hooves Coming at you like The four horsemen With those hooves of gold They're coming to trample over sinners Don't go to church on the wrong day I'm not telling you (when) That's for you to figure out Cuz there's two roads you can go down The right one or the wrong one One goes up to Heaven And the other straight to Hell Next time that you're thinking That masturbating and no one's watching (No) Because he can see you And shmag and poo don't mix They don't mix Cuz there's two roads you can go down There's the right one and the wrong one Take the God road One goes up to Heaven And the other one straight to Hell One road you should go down It's the only one for you That is unless you're a homosexual Or an atheist Or a scientist Or a Bolshevik Or a Jesuit Or a Muslim Or a pagan Or a Buddhist Or a Toaist Straight to Hell We're going straight to Hell
11.
For thousands of years The Holy Lands of the Middle East have run with blood Here The scars of battle Fought between three of the great religions of the world Are etched into the Earth But the deepest wound Is made by a war between Christian and Muslim
12.
Welcome to Bethlehem Welcome to Bethlehem Shepherds grazing sheep in the dark They ain't gettin' lonely tonight Those sheep are pretty happy this night Those wise men are gonna be reading tonight Away in a manger Baby is awake and he's waiting for presents Presents from the wisemen Jesus spoke his first words: Don't worship Muhammad Not a cute baby An ugly man First words of Jesus The best guy in the world And he's coming back Yeah yeah yeah I'd like to see Muhammad do that But he can't cuz he's only been here once Jesus can do that He can do it if he wants He's gonna be late to the party He's not a dirty Jew Or some stinky Gypsy People ask why hasn't he come yet? And I tell them it's because that wouldn't be cool Because cool guys don't come early to parties They wait til it's almost over Waiting for just the right moment when all the Christians Are drunk enough to Come home with him Drunk on his love
13.
You believe that every woman Non-Muslim, Muslim woman should wear a burka You're a fascist You want to ram that down people's throats You want to cut off people's hands who steal You want to stone people to death if they commit adultry And you believe that people that kill 3000 Americans Are going to Heaven And they're going to get 72 virgins Islam is a practical relgion Islamic law stipulates no penalty for a parent who kills a child It deals with the norms of society I personally as a Muslim don't believe in democracy And I'm going to be accused as being totalitarian or something else Well Hitler was inspired by Islam Who is our true hero and savior according to Islam It has to be Satan and the Devil Islam is of the Devil This is Satanic The only problem with Islamic Fundamentalist Are the fundamentals of Islam There's one key thing that's driving people to take up the cross Listening to The Krusaders They actually believe that this crusade is a spiritual war And that it's going to purify their souls of sin
14.
You gotta watch out Cuz even if you love him Someone might take him like the dirty Jew-hovah's witness Gotta stop them Before they take him away Take him away Don't come a knocking on my door With that crap I got a sign on my wall And it says there only be one True Krusaders! High Five! Don't you sodomites try to stop us angels Mexicans you can't stop us either Only one Jesus and it's G - E - S - U - S Not H - U - Zeus
15.
Jesus You're just You're just You're just what I needed Jesus You're just You're just You're just what I needed Jesus You're just You're just You're just what I needed
16.
A busy day for this team includes jumping into the driver seat And guiding the wheels of a big blue RV Action Van Action Van The Kruise and Health Mobile Kids are not getting the right education in school The guy behind the wheel of the mobile M*A*S*H unit Is also its medical director Nothing correlates more with ignorance and stupidity than youth The building's giving off free wee fee What? W - I - F - I Only here The Krusaders really reach The homeless teenagers that survive on the streets Denied opportunities such as social development To have somebody believe in them The kids are dumbasses and their parents are dumbasses A-one A-two A-one-two-three-four Man this thing keeps fucking up Okay
17.
Action Van 07:49
I have a van my name is Stan I have a plan to put into action Think what would Jesus do in my position? I had to make a decision Save their souls Save these kids from pissing around I'm gonna pick up these kids Change their clothes Change their hair Change their smell Change their lives and Change their souls Hey kid Come into my van I've got some Xbox and crack in the back Now we're going for a ride We're gonna undress them Then redress them in better clothes Gotta save these children I wanna make them pretty please lose weight you're fucking fat Welcome to my van Now that I've got you inside And I got your attention I'm gonna lock these fucking doors Fucking little shit Yer know eh stop I'm trying to save your life I'm fucking mad Why don't you just get a job And be a normal person like everybody else Hey yo are you home Hey yo you gotta come out here man Hey come on come out here It's Stan You remember me don't you? What do you want? Oh, your at the door Man I got something to tell you It's really gonna blow your mind I think your gonna really think it's a good idea If you like helping out the community And you do like helping out the community Don't you? Sometimes No Come on man Look how many times have I done stuff for you Lots of times Okay look do you wanna smoke Here's a smoke okay? Listen I've got some of the neighbourhood kids Locked in my van right now okay? What are you doing with them? Gonna save their life But I need some help okay? I really do You know because I'm a busy guy I've got a wife and kids and I can't just Leave these children locked in my basement Or they're gonna find them out I was wondering if I could use your basement Sure Do you have any fresh clothes? Ive got some that are kinda dirty Do you have Like a computer to write up some resumes up on for them? Yep All these kids are pretty smelly and like stupid So they don't can't write or read for very uh fuh good And they don't have anything sss-good to put on a resume Cuz they're a bunch of retards Well I can teach them the American way We're in Canada dumbass Where's Canada? Right here People say this is Canada And it's Canada that's for sure And I have these kids in my van Can we pull into your garage I thought it would be perfect Cuz your basement's attached to your garage Sure First we'll bring out Georgie And he can start to write his resume He can't write or read Barely speak A really really good resume Resume Okay well what are your strengths and weaknesses? My biggest strength is that I can uh duh uh These kids have problems We can save them Can't you see I'm doing the right thing Doing the best I can Cuz I can do whatever I want These kids lives are being changes And they're changing real fast Real fast Almost too fast for you to see So fast it's changing So fast a montage can't even help Cuz it's like it's happening at the regular speed Soon they'll be like you and me Normal people with normal jobs That's what they are They've become normal people with normal jobs Thank you for helping me Now I work at AT&T So David, Theresa, Destiny, George and Chance moved into their Action Van Action Van
18.
Violent crimes Sexual offenders Peddlers of drugs and pornography Why do you see some of the brutal crimes you see? Almost 70% of young men in prison Grew up without fathers in the home Every Christian is in a real war To fight for your soul Men need to realize That G-d has given them The most important role that you can have in life And that is to represent him in the home Here on Earth And all you moderate Christians out there You see in your world there are no consequences That's not the real world That's not the world we live in Statistically once you eliminate Socioeconomic status Location And race Coming from a single-parent household Is the strongest predictor of ending up in prison Their blood is on your hands
19.
She doesn't know where her boy is These are the streets These are the rules Living every day I had to go to school But I didn't even want to But I had to learn to hustle I went to jail cuz I was hustling And I learned to fight And I stabbed a guy with a sharp toothbrush That was the day that my heart turned black Black as the sun when it's getting covered by the moon Where has my boy been? That was the darkest day I've ever been I got addicted to drugs When I got outta jail Life had changed a lot I got addicted to the bottle And I had to drink I had to drink just to learn how to love Gotta drink Gotta drink Just to learn how to love I put the knife down I had to learn how to love On the streets And baby's on the street Little boy Don't know where baby be Where's my boy been? Heads on through with drugs again Where's my boy been? Out on the streets It's been a thug life He said it Tupac Shakur Cuz that's what I had to do While I listen to Hoo la-ba hoo-hoo-ba boo-ba Bibbidy doo That's what the streets are like Bad magazines every day shove in your face She does't know where her boy is Where has my boy been? This is the streets This is the hard life Living middle class ain't easy Cuz every day seeing rich people on the TV They have Ferraris And I only have a Volkswagan I Wish I had a Ferrari So I could get those chicks with the big big tits That I see on TV And that jocks have their arms around Lot's of drugs Smoking crack in the back of an alleyway Playing dice Get arrested Out on the street Gotta drink Gotta drink Just to learn how to love Where's my boy been? Out on the street Smoking drugs smoking crack Every day of my life Probably a stain on my butt Gotta learn how to love Don't tell my achy breaky heart
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Epilogue 01:35
This is the first Krusaders demo I hope you like it EMI records We wrote it specifically for you I hope you guys are having a fun time at the office I would hate it if you guys don't have a good time That's what work is about you know Having fun Having a good time This has been a labour of love We did it all just for the fans It may seem like it was easy But it was very hard We put a lot of ourselves into it You should have seen the writer's block we had But now it's almost finished I feel really good about it Me too I really do I really think we like touched some people Gently and very hard at the same time In the heart In the soul It's like you're going for a ride in your car You don't know where you're going And it takes you on an adventure And that adventure never ends Just like this album Except It'll be ending soon You don't know That's the way we play with you We grab you by the balls Drag you in So it's like right clenched in my fist And pull you towards my face And I go Hey Listen We're The Krusaders I hope you like it This outro should be done soon We didn't realize there was so much time left Uh uh

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At long last, the legendary Christian synth-pop band, The Krusaders, have released their much anticipated FULL-LENGTH debut album, entitled The Saviour Sessions! To quote Pope Paul VI:

"Those divinely revealed realities which are contained and presented in [The Saviour Sessions] have been committed to [audio recording & uploaded to bandcamp] under the inspiration of the Holy Spirit. For holy mother Church, relying on the belief of the Apostles, holds that the [Krusader's songs] in their entirety, with all their parts, are sacred and canonical because written under the inspiration of the Holy Spirit, they have God as their author and have been handed on as such to the Church herself."

All music improvised by the unbelievably talented Constantine J. Orthodox and the dashing, debonair Righteous Hammer Harder, and painstakingly recorded on a $2 tape deck in a converted garage.

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released May 14, 2014

Constantine J. Orthodox: lead vocals, drum machine.
Righteous Hammer Harder: keyboard, backup vocals.
DJ CleanTown: post-production, additional instrumentation.

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