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Action Van

from The Saviour Sessions by The Krusaders

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Begin an Action Van chapter in your own neighbourhood! You can start by enlisting the services of concerned community home owners.

lyrics

I have a van my name is Stan
I have a plan to put into action
Think what would Jesus do in my position?
I had to make a decision
Save their souls
Save these kids from pissing around

I'm gonna pick up these kids
Change their clothes
Change their hair
Change their smell
Change their lives and
Change their souls

Hey kid
Come into my van
I've got some Xbox and crack in the back
Now we're going for a ride
We're gonna undress them
Then redress them in better clothes

Gotta save these children
I wanna make them pretty
please lose weight you're fucking fat

Welcome to my van
Now that I've got you inside
And I got your attention
I'm gonna lock these fucking doors
Fucking little shit
Yer know eh stop
I'm trying to save your life
I'm fucking mad
Why don't you just get a job
And be a normal person like everybody else

Hey yo are you home
Hey yo you gotta come out here man
Hey come on come out here
It's Stan
You remember me don't you?

What do you want?

Oh, your at the door
Man I got something to tell you
It's really gonna blow your mind
I think your gonna really think it's a good idea
If you like helping out the community
And you do like helping out the community
Don't you?

Sometimes

No
Come on man
Look how many times have I done stuff for you
Lots of times
Okay look do you wanna smoke
Here's a smoke okay?
Listen
I've got some of the neighbourhood kids
Locked in my van right now okay?

What are you doing with them?

Gonna save their life
But I need some help okay?
I really do
You know because I'm a busy guy
I've got a wife and kids and I can't just
Leave these children locked in my basement
Or they're gonna find them out
I was wondering if I could use your basement

Sure

Do you have any fresh clothes?

Ive got some that are kinda dirty

Do you have
Like a computer to write up some resumes up on for them?

Yep

All these kids are pretty smelly and like stupid
So they don't can't write or read for very uh fuh good
And they don't have anything sss-good to put on a resume
Cuz they're a bunch of retards

Well I can teach them the American way

We're in Canada dumbass

Where's Canada?

Right here

People say this is Canada
And it's Canada that's for sure
And I have these kids in my van
Can we pull into your garage
I thought it would be perfect
Cuz your basement's attached to your garage

Sure

First we'll bring out Georgie
And he can start to write his resume
He can't write or read
Barely speak
A really really good resume
Resume

Okay well what are your strengths and weaknesses?

My biggest strength is that I can uh duh uh

These kids have problems
We can save them
Can't you see I'm doing the right thing
Doing the best I can
Cuz I can do whatever I want
These kids lives are being changes
And they're changing real fast
Real fast
Almost too fast for you to see
So fast it's changing
So fast a montage can't even help
Cuz it's like it's happening at the regular speed
Soon they'll be like you and me
Normal people with normal jobs
That's what they are
They've become normal people with normal jobs

Thank you for helping me
Now I work at AT&T

So David, Theresa, Destiny, George and Chance moved into their
Action Van
Action Van

credits

from The Saviour Sessions, released May 14, 2014
Written and performed by Constantine J. Orthodox and Righteous Hammer Harder. Additional instrumentation and production by DJ CleanTown.

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