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Don't Worship Muhammad

from The Saviour Sessions by The Krusaders

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    "Not Enough Christians (Sloppy Seconds Version)"
    "The Click Of A Button"
    "Butt Fan"
    "Righteous Hammer's Big Break"

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Not a cute baby.

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Welcome to Bethlehem
Welcome to Bethlehem
Shepherds grazing sheep in the dark
They ain't gettin' lonely tonight
Those sheep are pretty happy this night
Those wise men are gonna be reading tonight

Away in a manger
Baby is awake and he's waiting for presents
Presents from the wisemen

Jesus spoke his first words:
Don't worship Muhammad
Not a cute baby
An ugly man
First words of Jesus
The best guy in the world
And he's coming back
Yeah yeah yeah
I'd like to see Muhammad do that
But he can't cuz he's only been here once
Jesus can do that
He can do it if he wants
He's gonna be late to the party
He's not a dirty Jew
Or some stinky Gypsy

People ask why hasn't he come yet?
And I tell them it's because that wouldn't be cool
Because cool guys don't come early to parties
They wait til it's almost over
Waiting for just the right moment when all the
Christians
Are drunk enough to
Come home with him
Drunk on his love

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from The Saviour Sessions, released May 14, 2014
Written and performed by Constantine J. Orthodox and Righteous Hammer Harder. Additional instrumentation and production by DJ CleanTown.

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